Anonymous asked: How can you get gifts without an address?
WOW how did I mess that one up?
Well, I’ve solved the problem I think.
Anonymous asked: What do you want for Xmas?
Here is a small wishlist I made for Christmas:
heres my idea for 2015: once the amazon drones are released, i gather a group of millions of people and we all purchase dildos at the same exact time, and deliver them all to the same spot in new york. about 30 minutes later, people look into the distance and see what they think is stormclouds. no. its a huge wave of drones carrying dildos circling in on new york. soon they drop all the dildos and its too late. everyone is screaming everywhere they look dildos are falling and there is no escape. no one is spared. not even the children
I’m a little upset that my roommate made a post on my tumblr last night, but I’m way more upset that it got less notes than the fact Funkmaster Flex retweeted me.
FUNKMASTER FLEX JUST RETWEETED A TWEET I MADE ON THE EDITOR’S TWITTER
Hi, I'm Pat. I'm from Ontario. I'm a recent graduate (English Lit, hell yeah) and I currently co-edit a newspaper. I blog mostly about anime, books (usually contemporary stuff), video games (rarely), music, the arts, etc. etc. Some more serious stuff usually finds its way in there too. I write and take photos too so sometimes I share that. Usually the latter more than the former. Some have called me the saddest boy in the world and, yeah, that seems right, except for the reliance on binary gender.